Please try the following:

• Click the Litterbox Change button, or try again later.
  
• If you are an Idiot and typed Catman's address, in the address bar wrong, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (www.catman1.com).
  
• To check your litterbox settings, click the FILE menu, and then click BOX. On the LITTER tab, click SHIT HAPPENS. The settings should match those provided by a large cat after a full meal.
• If Alcohol has enabled it, Then Budweiser can examine your brains interior, and make certain that all functions are malfunctioning.
  If you would like to use the Photopage to try to find him,
  click Detect Photos
• Some people require stronger substances to find a higher level. Click the BUZZED menu and then click About Johnny Walker to determine the proper level of inebriation. You may also visit Catman's Cattunz Page to reach a natural state of bliss.
• If you are a slow surfer on the net, make sure you download Tomcat Prowler Browser. Click the Tools menu, and then click on Speed Me Up. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the I Surf Slow As Hell setting, OR click the Cathead below .
• Click the Cathead button if you want to surf faster.

You too, can surf faster, if you use
Tomcat Prowler Browser